RACE-TOBER 1, 2007
- THE…LISING SUN…G.P OF…JAPAN
PAGEANT…# 15…OF…17…A "PAIR" REMAINING…
"HUMDINGER"…LIKE…"SHUNT"…ARE…REAL…F-1…RACE
ACTION… DESCRIBIN’ WORDS…DIRECT FROM…F-1…(NO LESS)…AND FOR THE 2ND
TIME THIS SEASON…THE…F-1ER’S …PUT ON A "HUMDINGER"…OF A RACE...AND
IT WAS THE RAIN IN JAPAN…THAT IGNITED THE… "HUMDINGER-LIKE"
QUALITIES…INCLUDING THE…PLETHORA OF… "SHUNTS"…IN THIS PARADE…
IN NASCAR LIKE FASHION…THE
F-1-ER’S…RAN THE OPENING 19 LAPS …UNDER CAUTION…BUT IT WAS
DIFFICULT TO NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE …FROM A …NORMAL…F-1-START…BECAUSE…THERE
IS…ALWAYS…NO PASSING…ON THE RACE TRACK…BUT WE DIGRESS…
WHEN THE…TRACK…FINALLY WENT GREEN…IT
WAS…MERCEDES DRIVIN’…AFRO BRIT AND ROOKIE…POINT LEADER…LEWIS HAMILTON…
USING…"STOLEN" …FERRARI TECHNO SECRETS
TO COLLECT HIS 4TH WIN OF THE SEASON…AND SOLIDIFY HIS CLAIM TO
THE…F-1 TITLE…WITH JUST A PAIR OF RACES REMAINING…
BEST…FLOAT RIDE OF THE RACE WENT TO…HEI-KI
KOV-A-LAI-NEN…WHO WHEELED HIS RENAULT TO THE BRIDESMAID SPOT…FROM HIS 11TH
… STARTING POSITION…WITH THE…PRANCING HORSE OF…KIMI "THE FINN"
RAK-KO-NEN…3RD…BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER…AS…FERRARI…IS $100 MILLION
RICHER…AFTER BEATING…MERCEDES…IN THE COURTS…LAST WEEK…
THAT’S ABOUT ALL THE …F-1 EXCITEMENT
WE CAN STOMACH...SO HERE’S THE…LISING SUN G.P FINISH…AS THE F-1…"PARADERS"…HEAD
FURTHER EAST…TO…CHINA…FOR THE PENULTIMATE PARADE…OF 2007…
2007 FORMULA 1™ Fuji Television Japanese Grand Prix
|
Pos |
No |
Driver |
Team |
Laps |
Time/Retired |
Grid |
Pts |
| 1 |
2 |
Lewis
Hamilton |
McLaren-Mercedes |
67 |
2:00:34.579 |
1 |
10 |
| 2 |
4 |
Heikki
Kovalainen |
Renault |
67 |
+8.3
secs |
11 |
8 |
| 3 |
6 |
Kimi
Räikkönen |
Ferrari |
67 |
+9.4
secs |
3 |
6 |
| 4 |
14 |
David
Coulthard |
Red
Bull-Renault |
67 |
+20.2
secs |
12 |
5 |
| 5 |
3 |
Giancarlo Fisichella |
Renault |
67 |
+38.8
secs |
10 |
4 |
| 6 |
5 |
Felipe
Massa |
Ferrari |
67 |
+49.0
secs |
4 |
3 |
| 7 |
10 |
Robert
Kubica |
BMW |
67 |
+49.2
secs |
9 |
2 |
| 8 |
18 |
Vitantonio Liuzzi |
STR-Ferrari |
67 |
+55.6
secs |
22 |
1 |
| 9 |
20 |
Adrian
Sutil |
Spyker-Ferrari |
67 |
+60.1
secs |
19 |
|
| 10 |
8 |
Rubens
Barrichello |
Honda |
67 |
+88.3
secs |
16 |
|
| 11 |
7 |
Jenson
Button |
Honda |
66 |
Suspension damage |
6 |
|
| 12 |
21 |
Sakon
Yamamoto |
Spyker-Ferrari |
66 |
+1 Lap |
21 |
|
| 13 |
12 |
Jarno
Trulli |
Toyota |
66 |
+1 Lap |
13 |
|
| 14 |
9 |
Nick
Heidfeld |
BMW |
65 |
Technical |
5 |
|
| 15 |
22 |
Takuma
Sato |
Super
Aguri-Honda |
65 |
Collision |
20 |
|
| Ret |
11 |
Ralf
Schumacher |
Toyota |
55 |
Puncture |
14 |
|
| Ret |
23 |
Anthony
Davidson |
Super
Aguri-Honda |
54 |
Throttle sensor |
18 |
|
| Ret |
16 |
Nico
Rosberg |
Williams-Toyota |
49 |
Electronics |
15 |
|
| Ret |
19 |
Sebastian Vettel |
STR-Ferrari |
46 |
Collision |
8 |
|
| Ret |
15 |
Mark
Webber |
Red
Bull-Renault |
45 |
Collision |
7 |
|
| Ret |
1 |
Fernando Alonso |
McLaren-Mercedes |
41 |
Accident |
2 |
|
| Ret |
17 |
Alexander Wurz |
Williams-Toyota |
19 |
Collision |
17 |
|
JULY 9, 2007 - PAGEANT…# 9…OF…17…
DODGIN’ "TERRORISTS"…IN…NORTH-HAMPTONSHIRE, ENGLAND
KIMI "THE FINN" RAIKKONEN…FINALLY BEGAN TO PAY THE
DIVIDENDS THAT…FERRARI…HAD HOPED FOR…WHEN THEY HIRED HIM TO REPLACE
…MICHAEL SCHUMACHER…AND…HE DID IT IN CLASSIC…F-1 STYLE… TAKING THE
LEAD…FROM SERIES POINT LEADER…AND…POLE SITTER ROOKIE…LEWIS HAMILTON…WITH
A…DARING…PIT STOP PASS… THAT MADE ANY…F-1 FAN MARVEL AT IT’S BEAUTY…
A TRULY INSPIRING LEAD
EXCHANGE…SELDOM SEEN IN…"REAL" RACING…BUT...SEEMINGLY…A FIXTURE…IN F-1
PARADE SERIES ACTION…
ANYHOW…KIMI "THE FINN"…RIDES HIS
"PRANCING HORSE…INTO VICTORY LANE…AHEAD OF THE…"TWIN"…MERCEDES…OF…REIGNING
SERIES CHAMPEEN…FERNANDO ALONSO …2ND AND LEWIS "THE LIMEY"
HAMILTON…3RD…
THAT’S ABOUT ALL THE …F-1 EXCITEMENT
WE CAN STAND...AS THE F-1…"PARADERS"…TAKE A FORTNIGHT OFF…BEFORE HEADING
TO…GERMANY…ON…JULY 22ND.
JUNE
18, 2007 - PAGEANT…# 7…OF…17
THE…U.S. GRAND PRIX…ON THE ROAD COURSE INSIDE…INDY…
F-1 SERIES…POINT LEADER…ROOKIE…LEWIS
HAMILTON…QUALIFIED ON THE POLE…AND WON THE
BATTLE WITH HIS TEAMMATE …F-1 WORLD CHAMPEEN…FERNANDO ALONSO…TO THE 1ST
TURN AT
THE…F-1 INDY GRAND PARADE…AND THAT…PRETTY MUCH…IS THE ENTIRE STORY…
HAMILTON…SEEMINGLY BULLETPROOF…IN F-1
PARADE ACTION…MADE IT A SEXTUPLE OF PODIUM
FINISHES IN A SEXTUPLE OF TRIES AFTER HE WON THE POLE AND..."LED MOST OF
‘EM" CAPTURING
HIS 2ND CONSECUTIVE WIN…IN THE MOTORSPORTS EQUIVALENT OF…SOCCER…
AFTER…HAMILTON’S…BREAKTHROUGH WIN…IN…CANNUCKADA…LAST WEEK…WE PREDICTED…
IT WOULD BE THE 1ST OF MANY…BEFORE HIS ROOKIE…AND POSSIBLY…HIS
CHAMPIONSHIP YEAR IS
OVER…BUT WE DIDN’T EXPECT HIM TO DO IT…BACK-TO-BACK…
AND…ONCE AGAIN…WE MUST SAY THIS IS A
STORY THAT SHOULD BE ALL OVER THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA A…BLACK GUY…ATOP THE MOST POPULAR FORM OF MOTORSPORTS…IN THE WORLD…
BUT IT’S NOT …AND…ONLY THOSE …COMMON SENSE…BANKRUPT…SOCIAL ENGINEERS…IN
THE…
MAINSTREAM MEDIA…CAN EXPLAIN …"WHY"…
ANYHOW…HAMILTON…DRIVES HIS
MERCEDES INTO VICTORY LANE AGAIN…WITH HIS TEAMMATE ALONSO…PARKING NEXT TO HIM… AGAIN…WHILE THE…PRANCING HORSES OF…FELIPE MASSA
&
KIMI "THE FINN" RAIKKONEN…CAN ONLY WONDER…JUST WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON…
CONGRATULATIONS…MR. HAMILTON…"YOU DA’
MAN!!!"…AGAIN…
AND THAT’S ABOUT ALL THE F-1
EXCITEMENT WE CAN STAND...SO HERE’S THE…INDY FINISH…AS THE
F-1…"PARADERS"…TAKE A FORTNIGHT OFF…AS THEY…WORK UP THE COURAGE TO SPEND A
WEEKEND
CONTESTING THE…"WEASLEY FRENCH"…GRAND PRIX …ON…JUNE 1ST…
1. (1) Lewis Hamilton, McLaren-Mercedes, 73
2. (2) Fernando Alonso, McLaren-Mercedes, 73
3. (3) Felipe Massa, Ferrari, 73
4. (4) Kimi Raikkonen, Ferrari, 73
5. (6) Heikki Kovalainen, Renault, 73
6. (8) Jarno Trulli, Toyota, 73
7. (9) Mark Webber, RBR-Renault, 73
8. (7) Sebastian Vettel, BMW, 73
9. (10) Giancarlo Fisichella, Renault, 73
10. (17) Alex Wurz, Williams-Toyota, 72
11. (16) Anthony Davidson, SA-Honda, 72
12. (13) Jenson Button, Honda, 72
13. (20) Scott Speed, STR-Ferrari, 71
14. (21) Adrian Sutil, Spyker-Ferrari, 71
15. (22) Christijan Albers, Spyker-Ferrari, 70
16. (14) Nico Rosberg, Williams-Toyota, 68, Oil leak
17. (19) Vitantonio Liuzzi, STR-Ferrari, 68, Water pressure
18. (5) Nick Heidfeld, BMW, 55, Power steering
19. (18) Takuma Sato, SA-Honda, 13, Spin
20. (11) David Coulthard, RBR-Renault, 0, Accident
21. (12) Ralf Schumacher, Toyota, 0, Accident
22. (15) Rubens Barrichello, Honda, 0, Accident
Lap leaders: Hamilton
1-20, Alonso 21, Kovalainen 22-26, Hamilton 27-50, Massa 51, Hamilton 52-73.
Points (after seven of 17 races)
Drivers: Hamilton 58, Alonso 48, Massa 39, Raikkonen 32, Heidfeld 26,
Fisichella 13, Kubica 12,
Kovalainen 12, Wurz 8, Trulli 7, Rosberg 5, Coulthard 4, Sato 4, Webber 2,
Schumacher 2, Vettel 1.
JUNE 11, 2007 -
THE…GRAND PARADE OF…CANADA…EH?…IN…MONTREAL…EH?
PAGEANT…# 6…OF…17…
F-1
SERIES…POINT LEADER ROOKIE LEWIS HAMILTON…AFTER A HANDFUL OF PODIUM
FINISHES…
IN HIS FIRST 5 STARTS…FINALLY ADDED …WINNER…TO HIS BUILDING LEGEND…AS HE
CAPTURED
HIS 1ST TIARA… …IN MONTREAL…ON SUNDAY…AND WE PREDICT…THIS WILL BE
ONE OF MANY…
BEFORE HIS ROOKIE…AND POSSIBLY…HIS CHAMPIONSHIP YEAR …IS OVER…
NOW…THIS
IS A STORY THAT SHOULD BE ALL OVER THE…MAINSTREAM MEDIA…A…BLACK GUY…
ATOPTHE MOST POPULAR FORM OF MOTORSPORTS…IN THE WORLD…BUT IT’S NOT…AND…ONLY
THOSE COMMON SENSE…BANKRUPT…SOCIAL ENGINEERS…IN THE…MAINSTREAM MEDIA…CAN
EXPLAIN …”WHY”…GO FIGURE…
ANYHOW…HAMILTON…WINS IN HIS… MERCEDES…AND HE DID IT IN TYPICAL F-1-
FASHION WINNING
FROM THE POLE…AND “LEADIN’ ‘EM ALL”…
CONGRATULATIONS…MR. HAMILTON…”YOU DA’ MAN!!!”
BEEMER
DRIVIN’…NICK HEIDFELD…RAN 2ND…WHILE…ALEX WURZ…DID SOMETHING …NO
TOYOTA
IN NEXTEL CUP…HAS BEEN ABLE TO DO… AND THAT IS…PUT ONE ON THE PODIUM…AS HE
BROUGHT
HIS TOYOTA …HOME...IN THE 3RD SPOT…
AND
THAT’S ABOUT ALL THE …F-1 EXCITEMENT WE CAN STAND...AS THE F-1…”PARADERS”…HEAD NEXT WEEKEND TO… INDY…TO “TAINT”
THAT…HALLOWED…RACING GROUND.”
MAY 14, 2007 - IN
BARCELONA, SPAIN…OLE’
THE…ESPANOL GRAND PRIX…AT…CIRCUIT DE CATALUNYA…
PAGEANT…# "FOURPLE"…OF…17…
FOR THE 3RD CONSECUTIVE F-1 RACE…FELIPE MASSA…
STARTED FROM THE POLE POSITION…THIS WEEK
IN SPAIN…AND WHEN YOU COMBINE A POLE START…WITH NO MECHANICAL PROBLEMS THAT
USUALLY
EQUALS A…FLAG TO FLAG…WIN…AND IN A NUT SHELL…THAT’S THE STORY OF THE…ESPANOL
GRAND PRIX…AMIGO’S & AMIGOETTES…
MASSA…WHO WAS FIGURED TO BE
THE…FERRARI…2ND BANANNA… DEFIED THE ODDS…AND WON FOR
THE 2ND CONSECUTIVE WEEK…BUT THAT BEING SAID…MASSA…WHO WOULD
APPEAR TO BE THE BIG
STORY WITH HIS…BREAKOUT SEASON…AT FERRARI…HAS NOW BECOME THE… 2ND
BANANNA…IN F-1
NEWS…AS HE’S BEEN KNOCKED OFF THE FRONT PAGES BY…ROOKIE…LEWIS HAMILTON…WHO
PICKED
UP HIS…4TH PODIUM FINISH…IN 4 TRIES…AND…LEADS THE F-1 POINT
STANDINGS…
NOW…THIS IS A STORY THAT SHOULD BE ALL
OVER THE…MAINSTREAM MEDIA…A…BLACK GUY…
ATOP THE MOST POPULAR FORM OF MOTORSPORTS IN THE WORLD…BUT IT’S NOT…GO
FIGURE…
ANYHOW…MASSA WINS IN HIS…FERRARI…AND
IS JOINED BY A COUPLE OF MERCEDES DRIVERS ON THE PODIUM…AND THAT’S ABOUT ALL
THE …F-1 EXCITEMENT WE CAN STAND AS THE F-1 "PARADERS"…HEAD NEXT TO MONACO THE COUNTRY NAMED BEFORE
OR
AFTER PERHAPS…A DODGE…
APRIL 16, 2007
BAHRAIN …A.K.A…FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE…“GARDEN OF EDEN”
PAGEANT # 2…OF…17…
THE
F-1…PARADE SERIES…CONTINUED THE 2007…A.D… SEASON… IN…BAHRAIN…THE
FORMER PERSIAN
EMPIRE COUNTRY …THOUGHT TO BE THE LOCATION OF THE …”GARDEN OF EDEN”…THAT
IS…IF…YOU BELIEVE
IN…GOD…
THAT
BEING SAID…GOD LOOKED DOWN ON THE F-1 PARADE…AND SAID…”LET THE POLE
WINNER…FELIPE MASSA
DIVE INTO THE LEAD…EARLY”…AND THEN…”LET …MASSA…LEAD THE REST OF THE WAY”…AND
THE ORDER OF THE FINISH…AND THE PODIUM…WILL REFLECT QUALIFYING…AND WILL REMAIN IN TACT
AND THERE SHALL BE
NO PASSING …EXCEPT FOR…5TH STARTER…NICK HIEFIELD …WHO WILL ”SMOTE"
FERNANDO ALONSO TO FINISH 4TH…AND…GOD’S WORD WAS HEARD…AND THE
PARADE CAME OFF JUST AS PREDICTED…BY GOD
AND BY …RACING ROUNDUP – ARIZONA…
NEEDLESS
TO SAY…ANOTHER…LESS THAN…”RIVETING”…F-1 RACE…BUT ONE WHICH DID FIND MERCEDES
ROOKIE
LEWIS HAMILTON…NOTCH HIS 2ND PODIUM FINISH…IN ONLY HIS 2ND
RACE…
THIS
KID’S THE REAL DEAL…AND AS SOON AS THE…MAINSTREAM MEDIA FINDS OUT HE’S
A BLACK GUY…THEY’LL BE TIGER WOODSING HIM…ALL OVER THE PLACE…COUNT ON IT…
ANYHOW…THE F-1…”PARADERS”…WILL…GET EVERYTHING...IN LINE…SO TO
SPEAK…AND PARADE MAINLY…ON
THE PLAIN…IN SPAIN…AND NOW…YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED…SENORS & SENORAS &
SENORITAS…
APRIL 9, 2007 -
KULUA…LUMPUR, MALAYSIA
PAGEANT # 2…OF…17…
FERRARI…2ND BANANA…FELIPE MASSA…SURPRISED HIMSELF…AND PROBABLY
EVERYONE…BY WINNING THE…F-1 POLE…FOR THE MALAYSIAN GRAND PRIX…BUT ONCE THE GREEN FLAG WAVED…ON
SUNDAY…THE…FERRARI UNDERSTUDY…GOT PASSED…NOT ONCE…BUT
TWICE BY BOTH MERCEDES…DRIVERS…AND AFTER THE 1ST
TURN…IT WAS ESSENTIALLY…ALL OVER…
REIGNING SERIES CHAMP…FERNANDO ALONSO…TOOK THE LEAD AT THE 1ST
TURN OF THE 1ST LAP…AND NEVER
LOOKED BACK…AS HE LED HIS ROOKIE TEAMMATE…LEWIS HAMILTON…TO A 1-2 MERCEDES
FINISH…AS THE MERCEDES…CONTINUED TO…KNOCK THE FERRARI’S…OFF THE TOP STEP OF
THE PODIUM…
KIMI “THE FINN” RAIKKONEN…IN A FERRARI…ALSO PASSED HIS POLE WINNING
TEAMMATE…AND ENDED UP
FINISHING 3RD…WITH…NICK HIEFELD…RUNNING 4TH…IN A
“BEEMER”...WHILE THE POLE WINNER… MASSA …MANAGED A 5TH PLACE RUN…
AND THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH THE STORY OF THE RACE ANOTHER LESS
THAN…”RIVETING”…F-1 RACE…
THE
F-1…”PARADERS”…WILL GET THEIR “FLAK JACKETS” OUT AS THEY HEAD TO THE
…PERSIAN GULF…AND
THE “ALLEGED”…GARDEN OF EDEN …NEXT WEEKEND…FOR THE…BAHRAIN …GRAND
PRIX…GOOD LUCK…
MARCH 19, 2007 - "DOWN UNDER"…IN…MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA
SEASON OPENER…PAGEANT # 1…OF…17…
THE F-1…PARADE SERIES…2007 SEASON…GOT UNDERWAY IN…
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA OVER THE WEEKEND…AND WHILE…THE "RETIRED"…MICHAEL
SCHUMACHER…NO LONGER PARADES YOU WILL BE COMFORTED BY THE FACT
THAT THE
INTEGRITY OF THE F-1 SERIES… REMAINS IN TACT AND UNTAINTED…AS THE POLE
SITTER…KIMI "THE FINN" RAIKKONEN…WHO REPLACED SCHUMACHER…AT…PRANCING HORSE
RACING SOMEHOW MANAGED TO…"LEAD ‘EM ALL"…TO TAKE THE SEASON
OPENING…WIN…
RAIKKONEN…SNATCHED THE POLE IN HIS
FERRARI AND MANAGED TO…STAY OUT FRONT ALL THE WAY…TO RECORD
A 7.2 SECOND WIN
OVER…TWO TIME…AND REIGNING SERIES CHAMP FERNANDO ALONSO…IN HIS 1ST
RIDE IN A MERCEDES…WHILE THE FINAL PODIUM SPOT WENT TO A…"NEW GUY"…LEWIS
HAMILTON…ALSO PARADING IN A MERCEDES…
AS USUAL…A…LESS
THAN…"RIVETING"…RACE…TO WATCH…BOTTOM LINE…"SAME OLD…SAME OLD"…F-1 STUFF…
ANYHOW…THE F-1…"PARADERS"…WILL TAKE
NEXT WEEK OFF TO…GET EVERYTHING...IN LINE SO TO SPEAK…AND
TAKE THE RUNWAY…IN
TWO WEEKS...AT THE…GRAND PRIX OF…KULUA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA…AND LIKE YOU…WE
CAN
HARDLY WAIT…
