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RACE-VEM-BER
20, 2006 - MIAMI…ROUND #10 OF
10…THE "FORK" RACE
OF THE 10 ROUND…TITLE RUN…
IF YOU WERE MULTI-TASKING ON SUNDAY…WATCHING SOME PAINT DRY…AND SIMULTANEOUSLY WATCHING…JIMMIE JOHNSON…"NOT RACE" …TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP THEN YOU KNOW THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO EVENTS IS THAT…THE DRYING PAINT…SMELLS BETTER…
WE CAN ONLY HOPE THAT THIS IS THE FINAL TIME WE HAVE TO ENDURE THIS…10 WEEK NO RACIN’…POINT CHAMPIONSHIP FORMAT…BUT WE’RE NOT HOLDING OUR BREATH…
RR-AZ ALUM…GREG BIFFLE…SHOWED UP IN VICTORY LANE…FOR THE 2ND TIME THIS SEASON…AND FOR THE 3RD CONSECUTIVE YEAR…IN THE SEASON ENDER…AS HE EASILY OUTCLASSED THE FIELD…IN WHAT WAS HOPED TO BE AN EXCITING RACE TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP…BUT NEVER MATERIALIZED…
ONCE AGAIN…THIS RIDICULOUS…"CHASE FORMAT"…DREAMT UP BY…LEXUS WRECKIN’ MR. 3RD BASE HIMSELF…BRIAN FRANCE… …LET US DOWN…AND THE RACE WAS MORE ABOUT "POINT RACING"… THAN…GOING FOR THE WIN…AND ALL THE WHILE… NASCAR CONTINUES TO… SCRATCH THEIR COLLECTIVE NOGGINS … WONDERING WHERE THE…TV RATINGS AND THE FANS AT THE TRACK…HAVE GONE…
ANYHOW…WE’RE NOT TELLING YOU SOMETHING THAT YOU DON’T ALREADY KNOW…YET IT IS SOMETHING…THAT NASCAR REFUSES TO RECOGNIZE…SO WE’LL LEAVE IT THAT AS JIMMIE JOHNSON …CRUISES TO HIS 1ST CHAMPIONSHIP…AND THAT IS ABOUT IT…
THE NEXT NASCAR EVENT YOU’LL HEAR ABOUT IS THE… BANQUET…WHICH SERVES AS THE…UNDERCARD BACKDROP …OF THE 2006…RR-AZ…COOKIE EXCHANGE…
RACE-VEM-BER
13, 2006 - PHOENIX…ROUND # 9…THE
PENULTIMATE EVENT
OF THE 10 ROUND…TITLE RUN…
RR-AZ ALUM…KEVIN HARVICK…WAS THE 1ST IN A LINE OF…9…OF THE…"10 CHASERS"… ACROSS THE FINISH LINE…IN THE TOP 15… AS HE TOOK HIS 2ND NEXTEL CUP…CHECKERED FLAG…OF THE SEASON…AT P.I.R…
HARVICK…PRETTY MUCH DOMINATED THIS WEEK’S…NASCAR SNOOZER…AND AT THE END OF THE DAY…JIMMIE JOHNSON… POINT RACED HIS WAY TO WHAT SHOULD BE HIS FIRST NEXTEL CUP CHAMPIONSHIP…
SO…WHY WASTE ANYMORE TIME…TALKING ABOUT THIS…POINT RACIN’ EXHIBITION…?
IT WAS A "SNOOZER"…AND …NOTHIN’ …BUT A "SNOOZER"…
RACEVEMBER 6, 2006 - TEXAS
ROUND # 8 OF 10…A NASCAR…"DEUCE" REMAINING…
FENCE CLIMBING…TONY STEWART…WHO DID…"NOT QUALIFY" FOR...MR. 3RD BASE’S CONTRIVED…DUMB ASS…CHAMPIONSHIP FORMAT…CONTINUED TO MAKE A MOCKERY OF THE NEXTEL CUP TITLE CHASE…AS HE WON FOR THE 2ND STRAIGHT WEEK…AND FOR THE 3RD TIME…IN THE…SO CALLED…"PLAYOFFS"…8 RACES …TO DATE…
IT’LL BE INTERESTING TO SEE WHAT KIND OF SPIN…AND WE KNOW IT’S AN OXYMORON THE "NASCAR BRAINTRUST"…WILL TRY AND ATTACH TO THIS BRAINLESS PLAYOFF IF STEWART "WINS OUT"…WHICH IS A VERY REAL POSSIBILITY…
STEWART’S…BIGGEST OBSTACLE IN THE REMAINING TWO CHASE RACES…WILL BE TO DEAL WITH…NASCAR…AS THEY WILL LIKELY SCRAMBLE TO…"CREATE"…RULES TYPES OF ISSUES…TO STOP THE…STEWART…JUGGERNAUT…FROM COMPLETELY TRIVIALIZING THE 2006 CHAMPION’S…"HOLLOW CLAIM"…AS THE…"BEST"…
IN THE FINAL TWO RACES…ASTUTE RACE OBSERVERS WILL NEED TO WATCH NASCAR CLOSELY…BEGINNING WITH PRE RACE TECH …ALL THE WAY THRU THE EVENT…INCLUDING THE INFAMOUS "DEBRIS" CAUTIONS…AND…PIT LANE SPEEDS…WHICH NASCAR CONTROLS AND…NO ONE CAN DISPUTE…BECAUSE THEY ARE "INVISIBLE"…TO EVERYONE…BUT NASCAR…
BET ON IT…BEING AN ISSUE AS NASCAR TRIES TO REGAIN CONTROL OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE CHASE…
THEY…DRAG IT TO P.I.R…NEXT WEEKEND…Y’ALL