MAY 21, 2007 - CHARLOTTE..."GIMMICK" RACE…

NASCAR’S ANNUAL…"GIMMICK EVENT"…NORMALLY…A PRETTY DOPEY AFFAIR…DID NOT FAIL TO DISAPPOINT…BEGINNING WITH THE LATEST STICK & BALL "EXPERT" RACING CHICK (KRISTA VODA???) … SHOWING A TRUE GRASP OF…"NOTHING"…AS THE ANCHOR FOR THE BROADCAST…AND THE SHOW…INCLUDING THE RACING…WENT DOWNHILL FROM THERE…

THE ONLY BRIGHT SPOTS OF THIS…CIRCUS…TRYING TO MASK AS RACING… WERE…

ANYHOW…THE"CUPPERS’’…NEED TO GET REFOCUSED…FOR…A 600 MILE POINT RACE NEXT WEEK…AND IF…SATURDAY’S…ALL STAR RACE...IS AN INDICATOR OF WHAT IS GOING TO OCCUR ON THE TRACK...IN THE 600 MILER…YOU BETTER PUT IN A SUPPLY OF…RED BULL…TO HELP KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN…

MAY 14, 2007 - SCRAPIN’ THE WALL…AT…DARLINGTON
RACE # 11 OF THE 26 RACE TO THE PLAYOFFS…

DENNY HAMLIN AND EVEN JEFF GORDON AGREED THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A CAUTION WAVED…FOR THE FRONT END DEBRIS…ON THE BACK STRAIGHT…AT DARLINGTON… BUT…WHEN…THE FLAG SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN WAVED…IS WHERE THEY DIFFER…THAT BEING SAID…THE NASCAR DETERMINED RESULT WAS…GORDON...WITH AN OVERHEATING CAR…THAT LIKELY WOULD NOT HAVE SURVIVED THE 7 LAPS IT TAKES NASCAR…TO CLEAN UP…"DEBRIS"...NOTCHED THE WIN…HIS 3^RD OF THE YEAR…AND THE 5…C.O.T. WIN IN 5 TRIES FOR…TEAM HENDRICK…

THE RAIN DELAYED RACE WAS FAIRLY ENTERTAINING…BUT…DOMINATED BY…THE HENDRICKS EFFORT…AGAIN…AND THAT…COUPLED WITH THE USUAL…NASCAR…HEAD SCRATCHING CALLS…ONCE AGAIN… REINTRODUCES THE…NASCAR MANIPULATION…OF RACES…TO THE DEBATE…AGAIN…

WHETHER IT’S ALLOWING DALE EARNHARDT, JR. TO START THE RACE IN HIS QUALIFYING SPOT…AFTER…BEING BUSTED FOR…"CHEATING" …OR…THE IDIOTIC…"MANDATORY CAUTION"…WHICH ALLOWS "RICH TEAMS"…TO IMPROVE THEIR CARS AND POSITIONS … OR THE… MYSTERIOUS…DEBRIS CALLS...AND…NON-CALLS…FOR "OBVIOUS" DEBRIS… IT JUST GETS GOOFIER AND GOOFIER…JUST LIKE THE LEADER OF THIS NASCAR BUNCH MR. 3^RD BASE…HIMSELF…

AN ORGANIZATION REFLECTS THE VISION OF IT’S LEADER…AND IF YOU FOLLOW NASCAR YOU CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT IS BEING SWIRLED AROUND IN THE HEAD OF…BRIAN FRANCE…

HEADING TO…NORTH CAROLINA…NEXT WEEKEND…FOR THE ANNUAL…"ALL STAR" GIMMICK RACE…

MAY 7, 2007 - SHORT TRACKIN’…AT RICHMOND
RACE # 10 OF THE 26 RACE TO THE PLAYOFFS…

WITH 4 CAUTIONS SUCKING UP 20 OF THE RACES FINAL 50 LAPS THE ONLY QUESTION TO BE ANSWERED AT RICHMOND ON SUNDAY WAS WHICH OF THE HENDERICK CARS WOULD WIN…AND WHEN IT WAS… MERCIFULLY OVER…IT WAS…REIGNING SERIES CHAMP JIMMIE JOHNSON…WAVING THE CHECKERED FLAG FOR THE 4^TH TIME THIS YEAR…

IT WASN’T A…REAL BAD RACE…TO WATCH…BUT CERTAINLY NOT A… "MUST SEE" RACE …EITHER…THAT IS…UNLESS YOU’RE A… HENDRICK RACING…OR…A…CHEVY FAN…

THE HENDRICK TRIO OF…JOHNSON…GORDON…AND…KYLE BUSCH… COMPLETELY SPANKED THE…C.O.T. FIELD…GIVING LITTLE HOPE TO THE COMPETITION…THAT THIS BUNCH IS GOING TO DERAIL ANYTIME SOON…

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SOME CHEVY DOMINATION…AND IF IT ISN’T THE "HENDRICK BUNCH"…IT’LL BE SOMEONE ELSE IN A CHEVY…AS EVIDENCED BY…KURT BUSCH PLACING HIS DODGE…AND MATT KENSETH…IN HIS FORD…BEING THE ONLY…NON-CHEVY’S…IN THE TOP 10…