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JULY 16, 2007 - JOLIET, ILLANNOYING - NASCAR "WINGED" STOCK CAR SERIES
# 20 OF THE 26 RACE TO THE PLAYOFFS…A "6-PACK" TO GO…

THERE ARE…GOOD RACES…BAD RACES…BORING RACES…AND…UGLY RACES…AND THE CUP RACE IN JOLIET, ILLINOIS…ON SUNDAY… DISPLAYED…THREE OF THE FOUR…BUT UNFORTUNATELY A GOOD RACE…WASN’T ONE OF THEM…

TONY "IF I HAD TO RACE MYSELF…I’D STILL BLAME SOMEONE ELSE" STEWART HAD THE RIGHT CAR AND SINCE HE WAS OUT FRONT AND HAD NO ONE TO WRECK…THAT MEANS…"MR. PERSONALITY" THIS WEEK ANYWAY…LEAVES CHICAGO…A WINNER…WHAT A RELIEF FOR…JOE GIBBS…

ANYHOW…ONCE…JIMMIE JOHNSON…WAS OUT OF THE RACE STEWART HAD THE BEST RIDE…AND HE DELIVERED IT TO VICTORY LANE FOR THE 1ST TIME IN 2007…WHILE…MATT KENSETH…RAN 2ND WITH HIS…ROUSH TEAMMATE…CARL EDWARDS…COMPLETING THE PODIUM…

AN...UGLY…BORING…AND…BAD RACE…WHICH WAS…MADE WORSE BY THE …POOR…MAKE THAT VERY POOR…T.V…COVERAGE PROVIDED BY…TNT…WITH SPECIAL STUPIDITY…BEING AWARDED THAT "DROP DOWN" SCREEN THAT IS INTRUSIVE TO VIEWING THE RACE…NOT TO MENTION…THE RIDICULOUS COMMENTATING BY THE ENTIRE TNT BROADCAST TEAM…WITH THE EXCEPTION OF KYLE PETTY & WALLY DALLENBACH…

EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS BROADCAST NEEDS A SLAP UPSIDE THE HEAD FOR BEING EITHER CLUELESS…ANNOYING…OR BOTH…BEGINNING WITH…NASCAR LAPDOG…BILL WEBBER…LINDSEY CZARNIAK…THE INFIELD CLUELESS "BLONDE"…AND THE LIST GOES ON…

LIKE WE SAID…UGLY…BORING…AND BAD…AND THAT WAS JUST THE T.V.

NEXT UP FOR THE "CUPPERS"…WILL BE A WEEKEND OFF…AND THEN A TRIP EAST TO INDIANAPOLIS MOTOR SPEEDWAY...WHICH WILL NO LONGER BE DESECRATED… BY…PSUEDO-RACING…A.K.A…F-1 PARADING