AUGUST 28, 2006 - RAISIN’ BLOOD PRESSURES ON A FRIDAY NIGHT…AT BRISTOL
ROUND # 26 OF 35…(74.28% OF THE SEASON IS…DONE…Y’ALL)

IN JULY…JEFF GORDON DROVE INTO…AND WRECKED…THE RACE LEADER IN ORDER TO WIN

IN LAST WEEK’S…JOURNEYMEN RACE…DALE EARNHARDT, JR… DROVE INTO AND WRECKED THE RACE LEADER…TO PICK UP A WIN…

AT BRISTOL…FRIDAY NIGHT…THE TRACK WHERE…WRECKING THE RACE LEADER…IS A TRADITION…RR-AZ ALUMS…MATT KENSETH AND…KEVIN HARVICK…DISPLAYED…ACTUAL RACING SKILLS…AS THEY RACED FOR THE WIN…NOT BY WRECKING…BUT BY…RACING…SIDE BY EACH…UNTIL THE BEST…CAR & DRIVER COMBINATION…IN THIS CASE…KENSETH & HIS FORD…PULLED OFF A...CLEAN PASS…AND A WIN…WHICH HAS THE NASCAR BRAINTRUST STILL SCRATCHING THEIR HEADS…AS TO JUST…HOW IN THE HELL THAT HAPPENED…WHEN THEY WERE COUNTING ON ANOTHER…RACE WINNING WRECK…AND SUBSEQUENT CONTROVERSY…TO FURTHER STIR THE POT…AND DRIVE UP T.V. RATINGS

WE’RE STILL WAITING TO HEAR IF…KENSETH & HARVICK…WILL BE FINED AND/OR SUSPENDED…BY NASCAR…FOR…"ACTIONS DETRIMENTAL TO…NASCAR’S…UNDERSTANDING OF RACING…AND MORE IMPORTANTLY …THEIR BOTTOM LINE"…

ANYHOW…GREAT FINISH TO A DAMN FINE RACE…THAT IS UNLESS YOUR NAME WAS SAUTER AS TWO OF THE THREE BROTHERS…JAY & TIM  BROUGHT OUT THE RED FLAG…IN SEPARATE INCIDENTS…WHILE THE OTHER BROTHER…JOHNNY…SPENT THE NIGHT…CAUSING OTHERS…TO BE VICTIMS…OF THE YELLOW FLAG…

THE…JOURNEYMEN HEAD TO… CALIFORNIA’S…"SLEEPLAND SPEEDWAY"…NEXT SATURDAY
 

AUGUST 14, 2006 - THE …"EARNHARDT/NASCAR…WIN AT ANY COST…MICHIGAN 125"
ROUND # 23 OF 35…(65.71% OF THE SEASON IS…"FI-NI-TO"…)

THE JOURNEYMAN SERIES RACE AT MICHIGAN…ON SATURDAY…WAS LIKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE…IN THAT YOU HAD…DALE EARNHARDT…WRECKING THE RACE LEADER ON THE FINAL LAP…AND THEN…BLAMING THE OTHER GUY FOR GETTING LOOSE…AND THEN TO SEAL THE DEAL…YOU HAD NASCAR LOOKING THE OTHER WAY… BECAUSE IT WAS AN EARNHARDT…DOING WHAT COMES NATURALLY… OR IN THIS CASE…HER-ED-I-TAR-I-LY…

ANYHOW…WHO YA’ GONNA’ BELIEVE…NASCAR AND EARNHARDT…OR YOUR OWN LYING EYES…

ACTUALLY…UNTIL…EARNHARDT…DECIDED TO WRECK…CARL EDWARDS …FOR…OF ALL THINGS…A…BUSCH WIN… IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD RACE …WITH LOTS OF ACTION UP FRONT…AND UNTIL THAT POINT…SOME PRETTY DAMN GOOD…RACE CAR DRIVING…

AND THAT’S TO BAD…BECAUSE IT TOOK AWAY FROM THE BEST JOURNEYMAN RACE IN A LONG…LONG…TIME…AND WE HAVE…JUNIOR …AND…NASCAR…TO THANK FOR THAT…

THAT ASSANINE MOVE...IS …THE…JOURNEYMAN STORY THIS WEEK…SO RATHER THAN WASTE ANYMORE TIME…HERE’S THE… EARNHARDT/ NASCAR…WIN AT ANY COST…AND WE’LL LOOK THE OTHER WAY…MICHIGAN FINISH…

AUGUST 14, 2006 - TURNIN’…LEFT & RIGHT…BUT…MOSTLY…"LEFT"…IN NEW YORK
ROUND # 23 OF 35… (65.71% OF THE SEASON HAS…VANISHED…)

LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY…THE …BUSCH…RACE AT WATKINS GLEN…WAS…ALL BUSCH AND NOTHING BUT…BUSCH…FROM THE SERIES NAME…TO THE POLE…AND THEN TO VICTORY LANE…

RR-AZ ALUM…NEWLYWED AND…SHERIFF JOE…"SPOKES MODEL"… KURT BUSCH PREVAILED IN A…TWO LAP…BODY SLAMMING…CONTEST …WITH…ROBBY GORDON…TO PICK UP HIS 2^ND JOURNEYMAN SERIES WIN…IN AS MANY TRIES…

LIKE ‘EM OR NOT…THESE…NASCAR ROAD RACES…PROVIDE SOME ACTION…SOMETHING THAT IS ALL TO RARE…AND MISSING…FROM MOST OF THE NASCAR…CONTRIVED FINISHES…

ANYHOW…IF YOU SAW IT…YOU WERE PROBABLY…TALKING ABOUT IT TO SOMEONE LATER…AND IF YOU DIDN’T SEE IT…TOO BAD…BECAUSE… WORDS CANNOT ACCURATELY DESCRIBE IT…

BOTTOM LINE…THE…CUP MERCENARIES…SWEEP THE…JOURNEYMAN SERIES AGAIN…WITH A COUPLE OF…ROAD RACERS…TOSSED INTO THE TOP 10…JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE…

THE JOURNEYMEN…HEAD…WEST …TO MICHIGAN NEXT SATURDAY…